{"title":"Blanche","description":"\u003cstyle\u003e\n.collection-hero__text-wrapper:has(.herd-character-portrait){display:grid;grid-template-columns:minmax(0,1fr) 240px;gap:12px 40px;align-items:start}\n.collection-hero__text-wrapper:has(.herd-character-portrait)\u003e.collection-hero__title{grid-column:1;grid-row:1;margin:0}\n.collection-hero__description:has(.herd-character-portrait){display:contents}\n.herd-character-copy{grid-column:1;grid-row:2;align-self:start;max-width:720px}\n.herd-character-copy p:first-child{margin-top:0}\n.herd-character-portrait{grid-column:2;grid-row:1 \/ span 2;align-self:center;display:flex;align-items:center;justify-content:center;padding:16px;background:rgba(0,0,0,.035);border:1px solid rgba(0,0,0,.12);border-radius:12px}\n.herd-character-portrait img{display:block;width:100%;height:280px;object-fit:contain;margin:0}\n@media(max-width:749px){.collection-hero__text-wrapper:has(.herd-character-portrait){grid-template-columns:minmax(0,1fr) 110px;gap:10px 16px}.herd-character-portrait{padding:8px;align-self:start}.herd-character-portrait img{height:170px}.herd-character-copy{font-size:14px;line-height:1.5}}\n\u003c\/style\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"herd-character-copy\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlanche is sophisticated, composed, and perfectly content to mind her own business—provided you do the same. Her boundaries are clear, her patience is conditional, and her consequences may be airborne. Blanche doesn’t start trouble unnecessarily—she simply believes actions should have consequences.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShop Blanche’s \u003cstrong\u003efunny llama shirts\u003c\/strong\u003e, llama humor T-shirts, and farm-animal graphic tees from Pasture Problems Co.™ for llama owners, rural folks, and anyone who appreciates an animal with standards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"herd-character-portrait\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0854\/0179\/6851\/files\/blanche-herd-character.png?v=1789752747\" alt=\"Blanche, the llama from Pasture Problems Co.\" width=\"427\" height=\"640\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"my-llama-doesn-t-have-an-attitude-t-shirt-funny-llama-shirt-pasture-problems-co-™","title":"My Llama Doesn’t Have an Attitude T-Shirt | Funny Llama Shirt | Pasture Problems Co.™","description":"\u003ctable\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"padding: 10px; 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