{"title":"Gloria","description":"\u003cstyle\u003e\n.collection-hero__text-wrapper:has(.herd-character-portrait){display:grid;grid-template-columns:minmax(0,1fr) 240px;gap:12px 40px;align-items:start}\n.collection-hero__text-wrapper:has(.herd-character-portrait)\u003e.collection-hero__title{grid-column:1;grid-row:1;margin:0}\n.collection-hero__description:has(.herd-character-portrait){display:contents}\n.herd-character-copy{grid-column:1;grid-row:2;align-self:start;max-width:720px}\n.herd-character-copy p:first-child{margin-top:0}\n.herd-character-portrait{grid-column:2;grid-row:1 \/ span 2;align-self:center;display:flex;align-items:center;justify-content:center;padding:16px;background:rgba(0,0,0,.035);border:1px solid rgba(0,0,0,.12);border-radius:12px}\n.herd-character-portrait img{display:block;width:100%;height:280px;object-fit:contain;margin:0}\n@media(max-width:749px){.collection-hero__text-wrapper:has(.herd-character-portrait){grid-template-columns:minmax(0,1fr) 110px;gap:10px 16px}.herd-character-portrait{padding:8px;align-self:start}.herd-character-portrait img{height:170px}.herd-character-copy{font-size:14px;line-height:1.5}}\n\u003c\/style\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"herd-character-copy\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGloria has opinions about trailers, suspicious stumps, and the people who think they’re in charge. Life with a horse rarely goes to plan—and Gloria’s shirts say the quiet part out loud.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShop Gloria’s \u003cstrong\u003efunny horse shirts\u003c\/strong\u003e, equestrian humor T-shirts, and farm-animal graphic tees from Pasture Problems Co.™ for horse owners, riders, and barn people who know that getting anywhere on time is a negotiation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"herd-character-portrait\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0854\/0179\/6851\/files\/gloria-horse-character.png?v=1789751721\" alt=\"Gloria, the bay horse from Pasture Problems Co.\" width=\"426\" height=\"640\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"i-m-running-late-somebody-wouldn-t-load-gloria-horse-t-shirt-pasture-problems-co-™","title":"I’m Running Late Somebody Wouldn’t Load – Gloria Horse T-Shirt | Pasture Problems Co.™","description":"\u003ctable\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"padding: 10px; 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border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDescription:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eI’M RUNNING LATE. SOMEBODY WOULDN’T LOAD.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBeing on time was the plan. Gloria had other plans.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI can leave early, have everything packed, and give myself plenty of time—but none of that matters when somebody decides the horse trailer is suddenly the most suspicious object she has ever encountered.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis Gloria design is for horse owners who know that “we’re leaving in five minutes” means absolutely nothing when your horse has decided she would like to discuss the transportation arrangements first.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE SHIRT\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Gildan 64000 Softstyle® Unisex T-Shirt\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Soft ring-spun cotton feel\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Lightweight and comfortable for everyday wear\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Classic unisex fit\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Crew neckline\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Short sleeves\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Sizes XS–5XL, when available\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Professionally printed to order\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAVAILABLE COLORS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Natural \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Black\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Heather Military Green\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Heather Maroon\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFIT\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is a unisex fit. Order your usual size for a comfortable, relaxed everyday fit. 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font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDescription:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIT’S THE SAME STUMP AS YESTERDAY.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt was there yesterday. It’s still there today. Gloria remains unconvinced.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI can ride past the same stump every single day without incident—but apparently that does not mean the stump can be trusted. One suspicious look, one slightly different angle, and suddenly we need to stop everything and reassess the situation.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis Gloria design is for horse owners who know that your horse can see the exact same harmless object a hundred times and still decide that today might be the day it becomes a problem.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE SHIRT\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Gildan 64000 Softstyle® Unisex T-Shirt\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Soft ring-spun cotton feel\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Lightweight and comfortable for everyday wear\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Classic unisex fit\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Crew neckline\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Short sleeves\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Sizes XS–5XL, when available\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Professionally printed to order\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAVAILABLE COLORS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Natural\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Black\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Heather Military Green\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Heather Maroon\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFIT\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is a unisex fit. Order your usual size for a comfortable, relaxed everyday fit. Size up if you prefer a roomier or oversized look.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePlease refer to the size chart before ordering for the best fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCARE INSTRUCTIONS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Machine wash cold, inside out\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Wash with similar colors\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Tumble dry low or hang dry\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Do not bleach\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Do not dry clean\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Do not iron directly over the printed design\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFREE SHIPPING\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFREE standard shipping within the United States.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBecause apparently even familiar stumps require a full safety assessment.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePLEASE NOTE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEach shirt is made to order, so slight variations in print placement, color, and appearance may occur.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShirt colors may vary slightly depending on your screen or device.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMockups are intended to show approximate design size and placement. 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