{"title":"Mabel","description":"\u003cstyle\u003e\n.collection-hero__text-wrapper:has(.herd-character-portrait){display:grid;grid-template-columns:minmax(0,1fr) 240px;gap:12px 40px;align-items:start}\n.collection-hero__text-wrapper:has(.herd-character-portrait)\u003e.collection-hero__title{grid-column:1;grid-row:1;margin:0}\n.collection-hero__description:has(.herd-character-portrait){display:contents}\n.herd-character-copy{grid-column:1;grid-row:2;align-self:start;max-width:720px}\n.herd-character-copy p:first-child{margin-top:0}\n.herd-character-portrait{grid-column:2;grid-row:1 \/ span 2;align-self:center;display:flex;align-items:center;justify-content:center;padding:16px;background:rgba(0,0,0,.035);border:1px solid rgba(0,0,0,.12);border-radius:12px}\n.herd-character-portrait img{display:block;width:100%;height:280px;object-fit:contain;margin:0}\n@media(max-width:749px){.collection-hero__text-wrapper:has(.herd-character-portrait){grid-template-columns:minmax(0,1fr) 110px;gap:10px 16px}.herd-character-portrait{padding:8px;align-self:start}.herd-character-portrait img{height:170px}.herd-character-copy{font-size:14px;line-height:1.5}}\n\u003c\/style\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"herd-character-copy\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMabel isn’t impressed. She probably wasn’t listening either. Deadpan, detached, and quietly judgmental, Mabel has the unmistakable energy of someone who has already decided everyone around her is exhausting, and she would appreciate it if you respected her personal space. Even if she doesn't respect yours!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShop Mabel’s \u003cstrong\u003efunny cow shirts\u003c\/strong\u003e, cow humor T-shirts, and farm-animal graphic tees from Pasture Problems Co.™ for cattle owners, farmers, rural women, and livestock lovers with a similar lack of patience.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"herd-character-portrait\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0854\/0179\/6851\/files\/mabel-herd-character.png?v=1789752789\" alt=\"Mabel, the cow from Pasture Problems Co.\" width=\"427\" height=\"640\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"that-was-a-jack-o-lantern-funny-cow-halloween-t-shirt-mabel-pasture-problems-co-™","title":"That Was a Jack-O’-Lantern — Funny Cow Halloween T-Shirt | Mabel | Pasture Problems Co.™","description":"\u003ctable\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 500; 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Probably. As long as it doesn’t require me to actually do anything.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis tee is for those of us who have mastered the fine art of recognizing a problem without accidentally volunteering to become part of the solution. 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