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This one requires determining which of us has actually earned the right to walk around the property with entirely unjustified levels of confidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFeaturing Randy in full strut mode against a late-night barnyard scene, this Pasture After Dark™ design is for rooster owners, chicken keepers, husbands with questionable amounts of confidence, and anyone who understands that sometimes the biggest personality on the property isn't necessarily the one with feathers.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAdult humor, farm attitude, and absolutely no indication that either party intends to back down.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE SHIRT\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGildan 64000 Softstyle® Unisex T-Shirt\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e • Soft ring-spun cotton feel\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e • Lightweight and comfortable for everyday wear\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e • Classic unisex fit\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e • Crew neckline\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e • Short sleeves\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e • Sizes XS–5XL, when available\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e • Professionally printed to order\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable Colors:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Black — \u003cstrong\u003eHero Color\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Navy\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Dark Heather\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFIT\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is a unisex fit. 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Being gentle has its place, but that doesn't mean everything has to be handled delicately.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis Gloria design is for anyone who knows exactly what kind of handling they prefer—and sees no reason to pretend otherwise.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE SHIRT\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Gildan 64000 Softstyle® Unisex T-Shirt\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Soft ring-spun cotton feel\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Lightweight and comfortable for everyday wear\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Classic unisex fit\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Crew neckline\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Short sleeves\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Sizes XS–5XL, when available\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Professionally printed to order\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAVAILABLE COLORS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Black\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Navy\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Military Green\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFIT\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is a unisex fit. 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