{"title":"Randy","description":"\u003cstyle\u003e\n.collection-hero__text-wrapper:has(.herd-character-portrait){display:grid;grid-template-columns:minmax(0,1fr) 240px;gap:12px 40px;align-items:start}\n.collection-hero__text-wrapper:has(.herd-character-portrait)\u003e.collection-hero__title{grid-column:1;grid-row:1;margin:0}\n.collection-hero__description:has(.herd-character-portrait){display:contents}\n.herd-character-copy{grid-column:1;grid-row:2;align-self:start;max-width:720px}\n.herd-character-copy p:first-child{margin-top:0}\n.herd-character-portrait{grid-column:2;grid-row:1 \/ span 2;align-self:center;display:flex;align-items:center;justify-content:center;padding:16px;background:rgba(0,0,0,.035);border:1px solid rgba(0,0,0,.12);border-radius:12px}\n.herd-character-portrait img{display:block;width:100%;height:280px;object-fit:contain;margin:0}\n@media(max-width:749px){.collection-hero__text-wrapper:has(.herd-character-portrait){grid-template-columns:minmax(0,1fr) 110px;gap:10px 16px}.herd-character-portrait{padding:8px;align-self:start}.herd-character-portrait img{height:170px}.herd-character-copy{font-size:14px;line-height:1.5}}\n\u003c\/style\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"herd-character-copy\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRandy has opinions, and fortunately for everyone within earshot, he's prepared to share them. Loud, confident, and strutting through life with swagger to spare, Randy has the rare ability to make absolutely anything his business. Whether anyone asked is entirely beside the point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShop Randy’s \u003cstrong\u003efunny rooster shirts\u003c\/strong\u003e, chicken humor T-shirts, and farm-animal graphic tees from Pasture Problems Co.™ for flock keepers, backyard farmers, chicken owners, and people who know silence is rarely an option.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"herd-character-portrait\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0854\/0179\/6851\/files\/randy-herd-character.png?v=1789752824\" alt=\"Randy, the rooster from Pasture Problems Co.\" width=\"542\" height=\"640\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"i-don-t-start-fights-rooster-t-shirt-pasture-problems-co-™-funny-farm-shirt","title":"“I Don’t Start Fights” Rooster T-Shirt | Pasture Problems Co.™ Funny Farm Shirt","description":"\u003ctable\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 500; 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You just have a remarkable talent for being there when they end.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e“I DON’T START FIGHTS. I FINISH THINGS THAT WERE FIGHTS.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eRandy brings the visual evidence to a shirt made for the person who generally minds their own business—right up until somebody makes that impossible.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWith one spectacularly unimpressed rooster, rustic farm details, and the Pasture Problems Co.™ Randy character sign, this design is for anyone who prefers peace but remains fully qualified for other arrangements.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWear it to the feed store, the farm, the backyard chicken coop, family gatherings, or anywhere else people have been known to test boundaries they should have left alone.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE SHIRT\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Printed on the Gildan 64000 Softstyle® T-Shirt — a lightweight, soft-feel everyday tee designed for comfortable regular wear.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFIT NOTE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Unisex classic fit with a crew neckline. 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