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If I finish completely dry, I’m probably going to wonder whether we really gave it everything we had.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis Gloria design is for anyone who knows the best rides aren't always the easiest ones—and doesn't particularly mind showing a little evidence of the effort afterward.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE SHIRT\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Gildan 64000 Softstyle® Unisex T-Shirt\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Soft ring-spun cotton feel\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Lightweight and comfortable for everyday wear\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Classic unisex fit\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Crew neckline\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Short sleeves\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Sizes XS–5XL, when available\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Professionally printed to order\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAVAILABLE COLORS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Black\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Military Green\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Navy\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFIT\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is a unisex fit. Order your usual size for a comfortable, relaxed everyday fit. 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