Meet the Herd

Everybody’s got problems. Ours just happen to live in a pasture.

Meet Blanche, Cletus, Gary, Gloria, Mabel, Pearl, Randy, Vivian, and Waylon, the nine farm characters behind the humor at Pasture Problems Co

Blanche the Llama
Judgmental, particular, and completely convinced everyone else is doing it wrong.

Cletus the Donkey
Confidently operating without a complete plan and rarely bothered by the consequences.

Gary the Goat
If there is a fence, rule, gate, or reasonable expectation, Gary considers it a personal challenge.

Gloria the Horse
Strong opinions, barnyard attitude, and absolutely no patience for amateur behavior.

Mabel the Cow
Unimpressed, observant, and quietly judging whatever nonsense is happening around her.

Pearl the Pig
Confident, demanding, and fully aware that the treats are probably for her.

Randy the Rooster
Loud, opinionated, and never burdened by the possibility that nobody asked.

Vivian the Hen
Keeping an eye on the flock while maintaining a running commentary on everyone else’s decisions.

Waylon the Highland Bull
Quiet, stubborn, and generally content to let everyone else discover the problem on their own.

We All Have Problems.™