|
XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width, in |
16.00 |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
7.99 |
8.23 |
8.50 |
8.74 |
9.02 |
9.25 |
9.49 |
9.72 |
9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
Description:
I have standards.
They’re just apparently not very complicated.
“COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO. ANY COCK WILL DO.”
Some people are picky. I prefer to keep an open mind and evaluate the situation as it presents itself. Life is short, options are plentiful, and I see absolutely no reason to make this more difficult than it needs to be.
This one is for the woman who appreciates a good rooster joke, a questionable double entendre, and the kind of shirt that probably shouldn’t be worn to the church potluck.
THE SHIRT
Gildan 64000 Softstyle® Unisex T-Shirt
• Soft ring-spun cotton feel
• Lightweight and comfortable for everyday wear
• Classic unisex fit
• Crew neckline
• Short sleeves
• Sizes XS–5XL, when available
• Professionally printed to order
Available Colors:
Black — Hero Color
Dark Heather
Purple
FIT
This is a unisex fit. Order your usual size for a comfortable, relaxed everyday fit. Size up if you prefer a roomier or oversized look.
Please refer to the size chart before ordering for the best fit.
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
• Machine wash cold, inside out
• Wash with similar colors
• Tumble dry low or hang dry
• Do not bleach
• Do not dry clean
• Do not iron directly over the printed design
FREE SHIPPING
FREE standard shipping within the United States.
Because apparently I do have standards when it comes to shipping.
PLEASE NOTE
This design contains adult humor and sexual innuendo and is intended for grown-ups with an appropriately inappropriate sense of humor.
Each shirt is made to order, so slight variations in print placement, color, or appearance may occur. Shirt colors may also vary slightly depending on your screen.
Mockups are intended to show approximate design size and placement. Please review the size chart and product details before ordering.
Pasture After Dark™ by Pasture Problems Co.™
