|
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
| Width, in |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
8.23 |
8.50 |
8.74 |
9.02 |
9.25 |
9.49 |
9.72 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
Description:
I DON’T MIND BEING RIDDEN. I MIND AMATEURS.
I’m not opposed to the arrangement. I just have standards.
I’m perfectly willing to cooperate when everyone involved knows what they’re doing. But if there’s hesitation, mixed signals, questionable technique, or an obvious lack of experience, I reserve the right to reconsider the entire situation.
This Gloria design is for anyone who knows there’s nothing wrong with having standards. Experience matters, technique matters, and some things are simply too important to leave to an amateur.
THE SHIRT
• Gildan 64000 Softstyle® Unisex T-Shirt
• Soft ring-spun cotton feel
• Lightweight and comfortable for everyday wear
• Classic unisex fit
• Crew neckline
• Short sleeves
• Sizes XS–5XL, when available
• Professionally printed to order
AVAILABLE COLORS
• Black
• Dark colors only, when available
FIT
This is a unisex fit. Order your usual size for a comfortable, relaxed everyday fit. Size up if you prefer a roomier or oversized look.
Please refer to the size chart before ordering for the best fit.
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
• Machine wash cold, inside out
• Wash with similar colors
• Tumble dry low or hang dry
• Do not bleach
• Do not dry clean
• Do not iron directly over the printed design
FREE SHIPPING
FREE standard shipping within the United States.
Because experienced handling should include the delivery.
PLEASE NOTE
Each shirt is made to order, so slight variations in print placement, color, and appearance may occur.
Shirt colors may vary slightly depending on your screen or device.
Mockups are intended to show approximate design size and placement. Please review the size chart and product details before ordering.
Pasture Problems Co.™
Pasture After Dark™
Where the nights are longer and the standards are lower.
