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XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width, in |
16.00 |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
7.99 |
8.23 |
8.50 |
8.74 |
9.02 |
9.25 |
9.49 |
9.72 |
9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
I have a type. Apparently, it’s the kind that comes with questionable decisions, very few regrets, and a slightly different walk the next morning.
“I HAVE A TYPE. The kind that makes me walk funny.”
For anyone who knows exactly what they like—and is willing to accept the consequences. This unapologetically adult design brings late-night humor, bad-decision energy, and just enough plausible deniability to the pasture.
Featuring Blanche in the signature Pasture After Dark™ setting, this one is made for the person wearing it. Blanche may be delivering the visual, but the statement is entirely yours.
Part of Pasture After Dark™ by Pasture Problems Co.™ — where the pasture gets a little less well-behaved after sunset.
THE SHIRT
• Gildan 64000 Softstyle® unisex T-shirt
• Soft, lightweight ring-spun cotton feel
• Classic unisex fit
• Crew neckline
• Tear-away label
• Designed for comfortable everyday wear
• Professionally printed to order
• Available in sizes XS–5XL where available
Available Colors:
Black • Purple • Dark Heather
FREE SHIPPING
FREE standard U.S. shipping included.
FIT NOTE
Unisex sizing. For a more fitted look, consider sizing down; for a relaxed or oversized fit, consider sizing up
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CARE
Wash inside out with cold water and like colors. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron directly over the printed design.
PLEASE NOTE
Colors may vary slightly depending on your screen and the garment color selected. Each shirt is printed to order.
Pasture After Dark™ is the adults-only side of Pasture Problems Co.™ — because we all have problems. Some of ours just come out after dark.
