|
XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width, in |
16.00 |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
7.99 |
8.23 |
8.50 |
8.74 |
9.02 |
9.25 |
9.49 |
9.72 |
9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
Description:
I’M A GENTLEMAN. UNTIL SOMEBODY ASKS ME NOT TO BE.
I have manners. I know how to behave. I can be perfectly respectable when the situation calls for it.
But if someone specifically requests otherwise?
It would be rude not to accommodate them.
This Waylon design is for anyone who understands that being a gentleman and being well-behaved are not necessarily the same thing.
Part of Pasture After Dark™ by Pasture Problems Co.™, where good manners remain important—even when the activities are decidedly less respectable.
THE SHIRT
• Gildan 64000 Softstyle® Unisex T-Shirt
• Soft ring-spun cotton feel
• Lightweight and comfortable for everyday wear
• Classic unisex fit
• Crew neckline
• Short sleeves
• Sizes XS–5XL, when available
• Professionally printed to order
AVAILABLE COLORS
• Black — Hero Color
• Dark Heather
• Navy
FIT
This is a unisex fit. Order your usual size for a comfortable, relaxed everyday fit. Size up if you prefer a roomier or oversized look.
Please refer to the size chart before ordering for the best fit.
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
• Machine wash cold, inside out
• Wash with similar colors
• Tumble dry low or hang dry
• Do not bleach
• Do not dry clean
• Do not iron directly over the printed design
FREE SHIPPING
FREE standard shipping within the United States.
Consent and good manners. A gentleman has standards.
PLEASE NOTE
This design contains adult humor and sexual innuendo and is intended for grown-ups with appropriately inappropriate senses of humor.
Each shirt is made to order, so slight variations in print placement, color, and appearance may occur.
Shirt colors may vary slightly depending on your screen or device.
Mockups are intended to show approximate design size and placement. Please review the size chart and product details before ordering.
Pasture After Dark™ by Pasture Problems Co.™
Where the nights are longer and the standards are lower.
Pasture Problems Co.™ — We All Have Problems.
