I’m Into Bondage | Funny Donkey Halloween Shirt | Pasture Problems Co.™

I’M INTO BONDAGE.

This is not what I meant.

Cletus had expectations. The spider had other plans.

Wrapped in one very inconvenient spiderweb and looking considerably less enthusiastic about the situation than the wording might suggest, Cletus delivers the kind of Halloween humor that starts innocent enough—and gets significantly funnier once you read the whole shirt.

This vintage-inspired Pasture Problems Co.™ Clean Halloween design is made for donkey lovers, farm-animal people, Halloween troublemakers, and anyone whose sense of humor appreciates a perfectly timed misunderstanding.

THE SHIRT

Printed on the Gildan 64000 Softstyle® Unisex T-Shirt, a lightweight, soft everyday tee with a classic fit that works for just about everybody.

• Soft, ring-spun cotton feel
• Lightweight and comfortable for everyday wear
• Classic unisex fit
• Crew neckline
• Short sleeves
• Available in sizes XS–5XL, when available
• Design professionally printed to order
• Available in Black only
• Black shown as the featured color

FIT

This is a unisex fit. Order your usual size for a classic relaxed fit. Size up if you prefer a roomier or oversized look.

Please refer to the size chart before ordering for the best fit.

CARE INSTRUCTIONS

• Machine wash cold, inside out
• Wash with similar colors
• Tumble dry low
• Do not bleach
• Do not dry clean
• Do not iron directly over the printed design

FREE SHIPPING

FREE standard shipping within the United States.

Cletus is already tied up. Your shipping charge doesn’t need to be.

PLEASE NOTE

Each shirt is made to order, so slight variations in print placement, color, and appearance may occur. Shirt colors may also appear slightly different depending on your screen settings.

Mockups are provided to show the design and approximate placement. Please review the size chart and product details before ordering.

Pasture Problems Co.™

We All Have Problems.