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I’m Not a Morning Person — Funny Adult Rooster T-Shirt | Randy | Pasture After Dark™ by Pasture Problems Co.™

I’m Not a Morning Person — Funny Adult Rooster T-Shirt | Randy | Pasture After Dark™ by Pasture Problems Co.™

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Description:

I’m not a morning person.

I’m more of an all-night cock.

Some people are naturally at their best when the sun comes up. The rest of us have a completely different understanding of when the interesting part of the day begins.

“I’M NOT A MORNING PERSON. I’M MORE OF AN ALL-NIGHT COCK.”

Featuring Randy looking entirely too comfortable with the nightlife alongside the neon Pasture After Dark™ sign, this design is for night owls, late-night troublemakers, rooster people, and anyone who appreciates a perfectly respectable farm term becoming considerably less respectable after sunset.

It’s rooster humor with exactly the amount of innuendo you think it has.

THE SHIRT

Gildan 64000 Softstyle® Unisex T-Shirt

• Soft ring-spun cotton feel

• Lightweight and comfortable for everyday wear

• Classic unisex fit

• Crew neckline

• Short sleeves

• Sizes XS–5XL, when available

• Professionally printed to order

Available Colors:

Black

Navy

Dark Heather — Hero Color

FIT

This is a unisex fit. Order your usual size for a comfortable, relaxed everyday fit. Size up if you prefer a roomier or oversized look.

Please refer to the size chart before ordering for the best fit.

CARE INSTRUCTIONS

• Machine wash cold, inside out

• Wash with similar colors

• Tumble dry low or hang dry

• Do not bleach

• Do not dry clean

• Do not iron directly over the printed design

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FREE standard shipping within the United States.

Because whatever happens all night shouldn't come with a shipping charge.

PLEASE NOTE

Each shirt is made to order, so slight variations in print placement, color, or appearance may occur. Shirt colors may also vary slightly depending on your screen.

Mockups are intended to show approximate design size and placement. Please review the size chart and product details before ordering.

This design contains adult humor and sexual innuendo and is intended for adults.

Pasture After Dark™ by Pasture Problems Co.™

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