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I’m Not Cocky — Funny Adult Rooster T-Shirt | Randy | Pasture After Dark™ by Pasture Problems Co.™
I’m Not Cocky — Funny Adult Rooster T-Shirt | Randy | Pasture After Dark™ by Pasture Problems Co.™
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| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Description:
I’m not cocky.
I’m just very aware of what I’m working with.
Confidence and arrogance are two completely different things. Arrogance is thinking you're impressive without sufficient evidence. Confidence is having reviewed the available information and reaching the only reasonable conclusion.
“I’M NOT COCKY. I’M JUST VERY AWARE OF WHAT I’M WORKING WITH.”
Featuring Randy looking appropriately self-assured alongside the neon Pasture After Dark™ sign, this design is for anyone who has absolutely no intention of pretending modesty when the facts are already working in their favor.
A little rooster humor. A little innuendo. A completely reasonable amount of confidence.
THE SHIRT
Gildan 64000 Softstyle® Unisex T-Shirt
• Soft ring-spun cotton feel
• Lightweight and comfortable for everyday wear
• Classic unisex fit
• Crew neckline
• Short sleeves
• Sizes XS–5XL, when available
• Professionally printed to order
Available Colors:
Black
Navy — Hero Color
Dark Heather
FIT
This is a unisex fit. Order your usual size for a comfortable, relaxed everyday fit. Size up if you prefer a roomier or oversized look.
Please refer to the size chart before ordering for the best fit.
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
• Machine wash cold, inside out
• Wash with similar colors
• Tumble dry low or hang dry
• Do not bleach
• Do not dry clean
• Do not iron directly over the printed design
FREE SHIPPING
FREE standard shipping within the United States.
Consider it one less thing you have to brag about paying for.
PLEASE NOTE
Each shirt is made to order, so slight variations in print placement, color, or appearance may occur. Shirt colors may also vary slightly depending on your screen.
Mockups are intended to show approximate design size and placement. Please review the size chart and product details before ordering.
This design contains adult humor and suggestive innuendo and is intended for adults.
Pasture After Dark™ by Pasture Problems Co.™
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