Pasture After Dark™
This side of the pasture contains mature humor, adult themes, and the sort of poor judgment that usually starts after sundown.
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I’m Not for Everyone | Funny Adult Pig T-Shirt | Pasture After Dark by Pasture Problems Co.™
I’m Not for Everyone | Funny Adult Pig T-Shirt | Pasture After Dark by Pasture Problems Co.™
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| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
I’m not for everyone. Neither is anal. Yet here we are.
Pearl has never had much interest in universal appeal. Apparently, neither has this shirt.
Featuring Pearl the Pig in all her unapologetic glory, this original Pasture After Dark design pairs farm-animal attitude with decidedly adult humor. Made for people who like their livestock funny, their jokes inappropriate, and their T-shirts nowhere near the children's section.
THE SHIRT
• Gildan 64000 Softstyle® unisex T-shirt
• Soft, lightweight ring-spun cotton construction
• Classic unisex fit
• Available in multiple sizes
• Printed to order
• Free shipping
THE DESIGN
Original Pasture Problems Co.™ artwork featuring Pearl the Pig from the Pasture After Dark collection. Contains adult humor.
FIT NOTE
This is a unisex tee. For the best fit, compare the size chart with a shirt you already own and love.
CARE
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly over the printed design.
PASTURE AFTER DARK
Same pasture. Worse decisions.
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