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XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width, in |
16.00 |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
7.99 |
8.23 |
8.50 |
8.74 |
9.02 |
9.25 |
9.49 |
9.72 |
9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
I’M NOT SAYING I’LL FUCK ANYTHING.
I have standards. They’re just alarmingly low.
Standards are important. How high those standards need to be is apparently open for discussion.
This funny goat tee is for anyone who believes being selective is technically a spectrum. Maybe your standards are respectable. Maybe they get considerably more flexible after a few drinks. Either way, Gary understands that having standards and having high standards are two entirely different things.
Part of the Pasture After Dark by Pasture Problems Co.™ collection, this vintage-inspired farm design combines livestock humor with questionable judgment and absolutely no unnecessary pretending.
THE SHIRT
Printed on the Gildan 64000 Softstyle® Unisex T-Shirt, a lightweight, soft everyday tee with a classic fit that works for just about everybody.
- Soft, ring-spun cotton feel
- Lightweight and comfortable for everyday wear
- Classic unisex fit
- Crew neckline
- Short sleeves
- Available in sizes XS–5XL, when available
- Design professionally printed to order
- Shirt colors: Dark Heather, Black, and Navy
- Navy is shown as the featured color
FIT
This is a unisex fit. Order your usual size for a classic relaxed fit. Size up if you prefer a roomier or oversized look.
Please refer to the size chart before ordering for the best fit.
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
- Machine wash cold, inside out
- Wash with similar colors
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not dry clean
- Do not iron directly over the printed design
FREE SHIPPING
FREE standard shipping within the United States.
Your standards may be alarmingly low. Your shipping cost is lower.
PLEASE NOTE
Each shirt is made to order, so slight variations in print placement, color, and appearance may occur. Shirt colors may also appear slightly different depending on your screen settings and the garment color selected.
Mockups are provided to show the design and approximate placement. Please review the size chart, color selection, and product details before ordering.
Pasture After Dark by Pasture Problems Co.™
Same Pasture. Worse Decisions.
