I Saved $4 on Eggs. It Only Cost Me $2,700. — Funny Chicken Keeper T-Shirt | Vivian | Pasture Problems Co.™
I Saved $4 on Eggs. It Only Cost Me $2,700. — Funny Chicken Keeper T-Shirt | Vivian | Pasture Problems Co.™
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| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Description:
I saved $4 on eggs.
It only cost me $2,700.
Nothing says financial responsibility quite like building a coop, buying feeders, upgrading the fencing, stocking the first-aid cabinet, purchasing premium feed, and acquiring an ever-expanding collection of chicken-related equipment so I can proudly announce that I no longer have to buy a carton of eggs.
“I SAVED $4 ON EGGS. IT ONLY COST ME $2,700.”
Featuring Vivian alongside her premium chicken feed, basket of eggs, and Pasture Problems Co.™ character sign, this design is for chicken keepers, backyard flock owners, homesteaders, farm families, and anyone who understands that the phrase “free eggs” requires an extremely creative interpretation of the word free.
The return on investment is coming.
Any day now.
THE SHIRT
Gildan 64000 Softstyle® Unisex T-Shirt
• Soft ring-spun cotton feel
• Lightweight and comfortable for everyday wear
• Classic unisex fit
• Crew neckline
• Short sleeves
• Sizes XS–5XL, when available
• Professionally printed to order
Available Colors:
Sage — Hero Color
Light Blue
Natural
Black
FIT
This is a unisex fit. Order your usual size for a comfortable, relaxed everyday fit. Size up if you prefer a roomier or oversized look.
Please refer to the size chart before ordering for the best fit.
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
• Machine wash cold, inside out
• Wash with similar colors
• Tumble dry low or hang dry
• Do not bleach
• Do not dry clean
• Do not iron directly over the printed design
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PLEASE NOTE
Each shirt is made to order, so slight variations in print placement, color, or appearance may occur. Shirt colors may also vary slightly depending on your screen.
Mockups are intended to show approximate design size and placement. Please review the size chart and product details before ordering.
Pasture Problems Co.™
WE ALL HAVE PROBLEMS.
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