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XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width, in |
16.00 |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
7.99 |
8.23 |
8.50 |
8.74 |
9.02 |
9.25 |
9.49 |
9.72 |
9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
I’VE BEEN KICKED OUT OF BETTER PLACES.
Usually for worse reasons.
Some people know how to behave in public. Some of us have better stories.
This funny goat tee is for anyone whose track record includes questionable decisions, questionable establishments, and at least one story that probably shouldn’t be told in polite company. Gary just happens to look like the kind of accomplice who wouldn’t ask too many questions.
Part of the Pasture After Dark by Pasture Problems Co.™ collection, this vintage-inspired farm design combines livestock humor with the kind of bad decisions that usually sound better after last call.
THE SHIRT
Printed on the Gildan 64000 Softstyle® Unisex T-Shirt, a lightweight, soft everyday tee with a classic fit that works for just about everybody.
- Soft, ring-spun cotton feel
- Lightweight and comfortable for everyday wear
- Classic unisex fit
- Crew neckline
- Short sleeves
- Available in sizes XS–5XL, when available
- Design professionally printed to order
- Shirt colors: Dark Heather, Black, and Navy
- Navy is shown as the featured color
FIT
This is a unisex fit. Order your usual size for a classic relaxed fit. Size up if you prefer a roomier or oversized look.
Please refer to the size chart before ordering for the best fit.
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
- Machine wash cold, inside out
- Wash with similar colors
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not dry clean
- Do not iron directly over the printed design
FREE SHIPPING
FREE standard shipping within the United States.
Getting kicked out might cost you your dignity. Shipping won’t cost you a damn thing.
PLEASE NOTE
Each shirt is made to order, so slight variations in print placement, color, and appearance may occur. Shirt colors may also appear slightly different depending on your screen settings and the garment color selected.
Mockups are provided to show the design and approximate placement. Please review the size chart, color selection, and product details before ordering.
Pasture After Dark by Pasture Problems Co.™
Same Pasture. Worse Decisions.
