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It Seemed Like a Good Idea Until the Pants Came Off – Funny Goat Shirt | Pasture After Dark™

It Seemed Like a Good Idea Until the Pants Came Off – Funny Goat Shirt | Pasture After Dark™

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IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA…

Until the pants came off.

Some decisions look a whole lot better before you get all the information.

This funny goat tee is for anyone who has ever enthusiastically agreed to something only to discover there were a few important details left out of the original proposal. By then, the pants are on the floor, the damage is done, and you’ve got another story you probably shouldn’t tell at Thanksgiving.

Part of the Pasture After Dark by Pasture Problems Co.™ collection, this vintage-inspired farm design combines livestock humor with questionable judgment and the unfortunate consequences of seeing things through.

THE SHIRT

Printed on the Gildan 64000 Softstyle® Unisex T-Shirt, a lightweight, soft everyday tee with a classic fit that works for just about everybody.

  • Soft, ring-spun cotton feel
  • Lightweight and comfortable for everyday wear
  • Classic unisex fit
  • Crew neckline
  • Short sleeves
  • Available in sizes XS–5XL, when available
  • Design professionally printed to order
  • Shirt colors: Dark Heather, Black, and Navy
  • Navy is shown as the featured color

FIT

This is a unisex fit. Order your usual size for a classic relaxed fit. Size up if you prefer a roomier or oversized look.

Please refer to the size chart before ordering for the best fit.

CARE INSTRUCTIONS

  • Machine wash cold, inside out
  • Wash with similar colors
  • Tumble dry low
  • Do not bleach
  • Do not dry clean
  • Do not iron directly over the printed design

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PLEASE NOTE

Each shirt is made to order, so slight variations in print placement, color, and appearance may occur. Shirt colors may also appear slightly different depending on your screen settings and the garment color selected.

Mockups are provided to show the design and approximate placement. Please review the size chart, color selection, and product details before ordering.

Pasture After Dark by Pasture Problems Co.™

Same Pasture. Worse Decisions.

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