|
XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width, in |
16.00 |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
7.99 |
8.23 |
8.50 |
8.74 |
9.02 |
9.25 |
9.49 |
9.72 |
9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
Description:
My wife said one of us has to stop strutting around like he owns the place.
The rooster and I are still discussing it.
Some disagreements require compromise. This one requires determining which of us has actually earned the right to walk around the property with entirely unjustified levels of confidence.
Featuring Randy in full strut mode against a late-night barnyard scene, this Pasture After Dark™ design is for rooster owners, chicken keepers, husbands with questionable amounts of confidence, and anyone who understands that sometimes the biggest personality on the property isn't necessarily the one with feathers.
Adult humor, farm attitude, and absolutely no indication that either party intends to back down.
THE SHIRT
Gildan 64000 Softstyle® Unisex T-Shirt
• Soft ring-spun cotton feel
• Lightweight and comfortable for everyday wear
• Classic unisex fit
• Crew neckline
• Short sleeves
• Sizes XS–5XL, when available
• Professionally printed to order
Available Colors:
Black — Hero Color
Navy
Dark Heather
FIT
This is a unisex fit. Order your usual size for a comfortable, relaxed everyday fit. Size up if you prefer a roomier or oversized look.
Please refer to the size chart before ordering for the best fit.
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
• Machine wash cold, inside out
• Wash with similar colors
• Tumble dry low or hang dry
• Do not bleach
• Do not dry clean
• Do not iron directly over the printed design
FREE SHIPPING
FREE standard shipping within the United States.
Apparently we're willing to compromise on something.
PLEASE NOTE
Each shirt is made to order, so slight variations in print placement, color, or appearance may occur. Shirt colors may also vary slightly depending on your screen.
Mockups are intended to show approximate design size and placement. Please review the size chart and product details before ordering.
This design is part of Pasture After Dark™ by Pasture Problems Co.™, our adults-only collection of farm humor, innuendo, bad decisions, and things the livestock probably shouldn't overhear.
