|
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
| Width, in |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
8.23 |
8.50 |
8.74 |
9.02 |
9.25 |
9.49 |
9.72 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
Description:
PULL MY MANE AND SMACK MY ASS.
Subtlety has its place. This just isn’t it.
I know what I like, and I see absolutely no reason to make anyone guess. Clear communication saves time, avoids confusion, and makes the whole experience considerably more enjoyable.
This Gloria design is for anyone who believes preferences are much easier to accommodate when you’re willing to state them plainly. No mixed signals. No unnecessary guessing. Just very clear instructions.
THE SHIRT
• Gildan 64000 Softstyle® Unisex T-Shirt
• Soft ring-spun cotton feel
• Lightweight and comfortable for everyday wear
• Classic unisex fit
• Crew neckline
• Short sleeves
• Sizes XS–5XL, when available
• Professionally printed to order
AVAILABLE COLORS
• Black
• Navy
• Military Green
FIT
This is a unisex fit. Order your usual size for a comfortable, relaxed everyday fit. Size up if you prefer a roomier or oversized look.
Please refer to the size chart before ordering for the best fit.
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
• Machine wash cold, inside out
• Wash with similar colors
• Tumble dry low or hang dry
• Do not bleach
• Do not dry clean
• Do not iron directly over the printed design
FREE SHIPPING
FREE standard shipping within the United States.
Because when the instructions are this clear, delivery should be too.
PLEASE NOTE
Each shirt is made to order, so slight variations in print placement, color, and appearance may occur.
Shirt colors may vary slightly depending on your screen or device.
Mockups are intended to show approximate design size and placement. Please review the size chart and product details before ordering.
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Pasture After Dark™
Where the nights are longer and the standards are lower.
