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XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width, in |
16.00 |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
7.99 |
8.23 |
8.50 |
8.74 |
9.02 |
9.25 |
9.49 |
9.72 |
9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
HALLOWEEN COSTUME CONTEST. SHE WENT AS HER EX.
Nothing says Halloween like dressing up as something that should have been dead to me a long time ago.
Apparently I’m supposed to be mature about past relationships. Instead, I’m wearing a cow dressed as a giant piece of meat and letting everybody draw their own conclusions.
Mabel took third place in the costume contest, but emotionally? First place.
This Halloween design from Pasture After Dark™ by Pasture Problems Co.™ combines Mabel’s signature unimpressed attitude with exactly the kind of inappropriate humor I want once the sun goes down. Complete with her pink head scarf, gold hoops, steak costume, Halloween pumpkins, and the Pasture After Dark™ neon sign, it’s made for anyone whose sense of humor gets a little less respectable around October.
THE SHIRT
Printed on the Gildan 64000 Softstyle® Unisex T-Shirt, a lightweight, soft everyday tee with a comfortable classic fit.
- Soft ring-spun cotton feel
- Lightweight and comfortable for everyday wear
- Classic unisex fit
- Crew neckline
- Short sleeves
- Available in sizes XS–5XL, when available
- Professionally printed to order
- Available in Black and Purple
- Black is the featured/hero color
FIT NOTE
This is a unisex fit. Order your usual size for a comfortable, relaxed everyday fit. Size up if you prefer a roomier or oversized look.
Please refer to the size chart before ordering for the best fit.
CARE
- Machine wash cold, inside out
- Wash with similar colors
- Tumble dry low or hang dry
- Do not bleach
- Do not dry clean
- Do not iron directly over the printed design
FREE SHIPPING
FREE standard shipping within the United States.
Because unlike my ex, at least this shirt can show up without costing me extra.
PLEASE NOTE
Each shirt is made to order, so slight variations in print placement, color, and appearance may occur. Shirt colors may also appear slightly different depending on your screen settings.
Mockups are provided to show the design and approximate placement. Please review the size chart and product details before ordering.
This design contains adult humor and is part of the Pasture After Dark™ collection.
Pasture After Dark™ by Pasture Problems Co.™
Where the pasture gets inappropriate after sunset.
