|
XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width, in |
16.00 |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
7.99 |
8.23 |
8.50 |
8.74 |
9.02 |
9.25 |
9.49 |
9.72 |
9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
THEY CALL IT COWGIRL.
I call it doing all the fucking work.
Sure, being on top sounds empowering.
Right up until I realize I’m the one setting the pace, doing all the work, and wondering exactly what contribution the person underneath me plans on making.
Apparently that makes me a cowgirl.
I prefer overachiever with poor delegation skills.
This one is for those of us who like taking charge but wouldn’t mind a little more participation from the supporting cast.
Featuring Mabel with exactly the right amount of judgment, this Pasture After Dark design takes “cowgirl” out of the pasture and puts it exactly where your dirty mind already took it.
And if somebody insists the shirt is about horseback riding?
Absolutely.
Let them have that.
THE SHIRT
Printed on the Gildan 64000 Softstyle® Unisex T-Shirt, a lightweight, soft everyday tee with a classic fit that works for just about everybody.
- Soft, ring-spun cotton feel
- Lightweight and comfortable for everyday wear
- Classic unisex fit
- Crew neckline
- Short sleeves
- Available in sizes XS–5XL, when available
- Design professionally printed to order
- Shirt colors: Dark Heather, Black, and Purple
- Dark Heather shown as the featured color
FIT
This is a unisex fit. Order your usual size for a classic relaxed fit. Size up if you prefer a roomier or oversized look.
Please refer to the size chart before ordering for the best fit.
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
- Machine wash cold, inside out
- Wash with similar colors
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not dry clean
- Do not iron directly over the printed design
FREE SHIPPING
FREE standard shipping within the United States.
Because if I’m already doing all the fucking work, somebody else can at least handle the shipping.
PLEASE NOTE
Each shirt is made to order, so slight variations in print placement, color, and appearance may occur. Shirt colors may also appear slightly different depending on your screen settings and the garment color selected.
Mockups are provided to show the design and approximate placement. Please review the size chart, color selection, and product details before ordering.
Pasture After Dark™
Where the nights are longer and the standards are lower.
Pasture Problems Co.™ — We All Have Problems.
