Chicken Math 1 + 1 = 100 — Funny Chicken Keeper T-Shirt | Vivian | Pasture Problems Co.™
Chicken Math 1 + 1 = 100 — Funny Chicken Keeper T-Shirt | Vivian | Pasture Problems Co.™
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| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Description:
I started with two chickens.
That seemed reasonable.
Then somebody needed a friend. Then I found a breed I didn’t have. Then there was a sale. Then I needed just one more. At some point I stopped counting because the numbers were becoming unnecessarily judgmental.
That’s chicken math.
“CHICKEN MATH: 1 + 1 = 100.”
Featuring Vivian surrounded by the inevitable results of some perfectly reasonable poultry-related decisions, this shirt is for backyard chicken keepers, flock owners, homesteaders, farm families, and anyone who knows that “just a couple” is not a legally binding number.
Original plan: just a couple.
We don’t discuss the original plan anymore.
THE SHIRT
Gildan 64000 Softstyle® Unisex T-Shirt
• Soft ring-spun cotton feel
• Lightweight and comfortable for everyday wear
• Classic unisex fit
• Crew neckline
• Short sleeves
• Sizes XS–5XL, when available
• Professionally printed to order
Available Colors:
Sage — Hero Color
Light Blue
Natural
Black
FIT
This is a unisex fit. Order your usual size for a comfortable, relaxed everyday fit. Size up if you prefer a roomier or oversized look.
Please refer to the size chart before ordering for the best fit.
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
• Machine wash cold, inside out
• Wash with similar colors
• Tumble dry low or hang dry
• Do not bleach
• Do not dry clean
• Do not iron directly over the printed design
FREE SHIPPING
FREE standard shipping within the United States.
Unlike the chickens, shipping really is free.
PLEASE NOTE
Each shirt is made to order, so slight variations in print placement, color, or appearance may occur. Shirt colors may also vary slightly depending on your screen.
Mockups are intended to show approximate design size and placement. Please review the size chart and product details before ordering.
Pasture Problems Co.™
WE ALL HAVE PROBLEMS.
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