|
XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width, in |
16.00 |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
7.99 |
8.23 |
8.50 |
8.74 |
9.02 |
9.25 |
9.49 |
9.72 |
9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
DON’T WORRY ABOUT THE BLOOD…
It’s not my blood.
There are Halloween costumes, and then there are situations that are probably better left unexplained.
Personally, I’m not answering questions. I’m not providing an alibi. And if the blood isn’t mine, I really don’t see why everybody is making such a big deal about it.
This Halloween tee is for those of us whose sense of humor gets a little darker once October rolls around—and who understand that sometimes the less anyone knows, the better.
Part of the Pasture After Dark™ Halloween Collection by Pasture Problems Co.™, this adults-only design pairs Gary with a jack-o’-lantern, a suspicious bucket, and exactly zero useful explanations.
THE SHIRT
Printed on the Gildan 64000 Softstyle® Unisex T-Shirt, a lightweight, soft everyday tee with a classic fit that works for just about everybody.
- Soft, ring-spun cotton feel
- Lightweight and comfortable for everyday wear
- Classic unisex fit
- Crew neckline
- Short sleeves
- Available in sizes XS–5XL, when available
- Design professionally printed to order
- Shirt color: Black
- Black shown as the featured color
FIT
This is a unisex fit. Order your usual size for a classic relaxed fit. Size up if you prefer a roomier or oversized look.
Please refer to the size chart before ordering for the best fit.
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
- Machine wash cold, inside out
- Wash with similar colors
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not dry clean
- Do not iron directly over the printed design
FREE SHIPPING
FREE standard shipping within the United States.
The blood may require an explanation. The shipping charge won’t.
PLEASE NOTE
Each shirt is made to order, so slight variations in print placement, color, and appearance may occur. Shirt colors may also appear slightly different depending on your screen settings.
Mockups are provided to show the design and approximate placement. Please review the size chart and product details before ordering.
Pasture After Dark™
Where the nights are longer and the standards are lower.
Pasture Problems Co.™ — We All Have Problems.
