Goat-Proof Is Temporary | Funny Goat Shirt | Pasture Problems Co.™
Goat-Proof Is Temporary | Funny Goat Shirt | Pasture Problems Co.™
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| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
GOAT-PROOF IS A TEMPORARY CONDITION.
If you own a goat, you already know.
You can build the fence. Reinforce the gate. Add another latch. Add a chain. Stand back, admire your work—and start wondering how long it’s actually going to last.
This funny goat tee is for the people who have learned that “goat-proof” is less of a permanent achievement and more of a brief, optimistic moment in time. If you own goats, love goats, raise goats, or have ever watched one casually defeat something specifically designed to contain it, this one probably feels familiar.
Part of the Pasture Problems Co.™ Clean Collection, this vintage-inspired farm design pairs Gary with a truth goat people understand better than anyone: containment is mostly optimism.
THE SHIRT
Printed on the Gildan 64000 Softstyle® Unisex T-Shirt, a lightweight, soft everyday tee with a classic fit that works for just about everybody.
- Soft, ring-spun cotton feel
- Lightweight and comfortable for everyday wear
- Classic unisex fit
- Crew neckline
- Short sleeves
- Available in sizes XS–5XL, when available
- Design professionally printed to order
- Shirt colors: Dark Heather, Black, Maroon, Military Green, and Stone Blue
- Dark Heather shown as the featured color
FIT
This is a unisex fit. Order your usual size for a classic relaxed fit. Size up if you prefer a roomier or oversized look.
Please refer to the size chart before ordering for the best fit.
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
- Machine wash cold, inside out
- Wash with similar colors
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not dry clean
- Do not iron directly over the printed design
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The goat may escape. Your shipping charge won’t.
PLEASE NOTE
Each shirt is made to order, so slight variations in print placement, color, and appearance may occur. Shirt colors may also appear slightly different depending on your screen settings and the garment color selected.
Mockups are provided to show the design and approximate placement. Please review the size chart, color selection, and product details before ordering.
Pasture Problems Co.™
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