Pasture After Dark™
This side of the pasture contains mature humor, adult themes, and the sort of poor judgment that usually starts after sundown.
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Hawk Tuah | Halloween T-Shirt | Pasture After Dark™ | Pasture Problems Co.™
Hawk Tuah | Halloween T-Shirt | Pasture After Dark™ | Pasture Problems Co.™
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| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Sometimes subtlety is overrated.
“HAWK TUAH — Spit on that thang.”
This Halloween, I’m skipping the tricks, keeping the treats, and embracing a technique that apparently needs absolutely no introduction. Equal parts inappropriate, ridiculous, and impossible to miss, this one is for anyone who likes their Halloween humor filthy and their shirts guaranteed to get a reaction.
Featuring Blanche presiding over a moonlit Halloween pasture while one unfortunate jack-o’-lantern learns exactly what kind of night this is going to be.
Part of Pasture After Dark™ by Pasture Problems Co.™, where Halloween gets considerably less wholesome after sunset.
THE SHIRT
• Gildan 64000 Softstyle® unisex T-shirt
• Soft, lightweight ring-spun cotton feel
• Classic unisex fit
• Crew neckline
• Tear-away label
• Designed for comfortable everyday wear
• Professionally printed to order
• Available in sizes XS–5XL where available
Available Colors:
Black • Purple • Dark Heather
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FIT NOTE
Unisex sizing. For a more fitted look, consider sizing down; for a relaxed or oversized fit, consider sizing up.
CARE
Wash inside out with cold water and like colors. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron directly over the printed design.
PLEASE NOTE
Colors may vary slightly depending on your screen and the garment color selected. Each shirt is printed to order.
Pasture After Dark™ is the adults-only side of Pasture Problems Co.™ — because we all have problems. Some of ours just come out after dark.
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