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He Likes ’Em Thick | Funny Adult Pig T-Shirt | Pasture After Dark

He Likes ’Em Thick | Funny Adult Pig T-Shirt | Pasture After Dark

Regular price $25.99 USD
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Width, in 16.00 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00
Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00
Sleeve length, in 7.99 8.23 8.50 8.74 9.02 9.25 9.49 9.72 9.96
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

He said he likes ’em thick. So naturally, I introduced myself.
Confidence has never been one of Pearl's problems.
Featuring Pearl the Pig proudly showing off exactly what she's working with, this original Pasture After Dark design is for anyone who appreciates curves, confidence, inappropriate humor, and a pig who has absolutely no intention of making herself smaller for anybody.
And according to Pearl's official assessment: Body type — none of your business.
THE SHIRT
• Gildan 64000 Softstyle® unisex T-shirt
• Soft, lightweight ring-spun cotton construction
• Classic unisex fit
• Available in multiple sizes
• Printed to order
• Free shipping
THE DESIGN
Original Pasture Problems Co.™ artwork featuring Pearl the Pig from the Pasture After Dark collection. Contains adult humor.
FIT NOTE
This is a unisex tee. For the best fit, compare the size chart with a shirt you already own and love.
CARE
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly over the printed design.
PASTURE AFTER DARK
Same pasture. Worse decisions.

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