|
XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width, in |
16.00 |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
7.99 |
8.23 |
8.50 |
8.74 |
9.02 |
9.25 |
9.49 |
9.72 |
9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
I DON’T DO THE WALK OF SHAME.
I make them leave.
Some people sneak out quietly the next morning.
I prefer to stay exactly where I am, drink my coffee, and let somebody else figure out how they’re getting home.
No shame. No awkward exit. No searching for yesterday’s clothes while pretending nothing happened.
If anyone is doing the walk, it isn’t me.
This funny adult cow tee is for those of us who prefer confidence over regret and firmly believe the morning-after logistics should be somebody else’s problem.
Part of Pasture After Dark™ by Pasture Problems Co.™, this vintage-inspired farm design pairs Mabel with the kind of attitude that makes one thing very clear: she is not the one leaving.
THE SHIRT
Printed on the Gildan 64000 Softstyle® Unisex T-Shirt, a lightweight, soft everyday tee with a classic fit that works for just about everybody.
- Soft, ring-spun cotton feel
- Lightweight and comfortable for everyday wear
- Classic unisex fit
- Crew neckline
- Short sleeves
- Available in sizes XS–5XL, when available
- Design professionally printed to order
- Shirt colors: Dark Heather, Black, and Purple
- Black shown as the featured color
FIT
This is a unisex fit. Order your usual size for a classic relaxed fit. Size up if you prefer a roomier or oversized look.
Please refer to the size chart before ordering for the best fit.
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
- Machine wash cold, inside out
- Wash with similar colors
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not dry clean
- Do not iron directly over the printed design
FREE SHIPPING
FREE standard shipping within the United States.
If somebody has to make the walk home, at least you won’t be paying for shipping.
PLEASE NOTE
Each shirt is made to order, so slight variations in print placement, color, and appearance may occur. Shirt colors may also appear slightly different depending on your screen settings and the garment color selected.
Mockups are provided to show the design and approximate placement. Please review the size chart, color selection, and product details before ordering.
Pasture After Dark™ by Pasture Problems Co.™
Same Pasture. Worse Decisions.
