I Don’t Need a Halloween Costume — Funny Rooster Halloween T-Shirt | Randy | Pasture Problems Co.™
I Don’t Need a Halloween Costume — Funny Rooster Halloween T-Shirt | Randy | Pasture Problems Co.™
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| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Description:
I don’t need a Halloween costume.
I’ve been terrorizing the neighborhood all year.
When your household already includes a feathered security system with boundary issues, Halloween isn't really much of a change in atmosphere.
“I DON’T NEED A HALLOWEEN COSTUME. I’VE BEEN TERRORIZING THE NEIGHBORHOOD ALL YEAR.”
Featuring Randy looking entirely at home under a full moon alongside pumpkins, fall leaves, and his Pasture Problems Co.™ character sign, this Halloween design is for rooster owners, chicken keepers, backyard farmers, homesteaders, and anyone whose neighbors already know exactly which house the rooster belongs to.
No costume required. The reputation came naturally.
THE SHIRT
Gildan 64000 Softstyle® Unisex T-Shirt
• Soft ring-spun cotton feel
• Lightweight and comfortable for everyday wear
• Classic unisex fit
• Crew neckline
• Short sleeves
• Sizes XS–5XL, when available
• Professionally printed to order
Available Color:
Black — Hero Color
FIT
This is a unisex fit. Order your usual size for a comfortable, relaxed everyday fit. Size up if you prefer a roomier or oversized look.
Please refer to the size chart before ordering for the best fit.
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
• Machine wash cold, inside out
• Wash with similar colors
• Tumble dry low or hang dry
• Do not bleach
• Do not dry clean
• Do not iron directly over the printed design
FREE SHIPPING
FREE standard shipping within the United States.
The neighborhood has suffered enough.
PLEASE NOTE
Each shirt is made to order, so slight variations in print placement, color, or appearance may occur. Shirt colors may also vary slightly depending on your screen.
Mockups are intended to show approximate design size and placement. Please review the size chart and product details before ordering.
Pasture Problems Co.™
WE ALL HAVE PROBLEMS.
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