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“I Don’t Start Fights” Rooster T-Shirt | Pasture Problems Co.™ Funny Farm Shirt

“I Don’t Start Fights” Rooster T-Shirt | Pasture Problems Co.™ Funny Farm Shirt

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You don’t start fights. You just have a remarkable talent for being there when they end.

“I DON’T START FIGHTS. I FINISH THINGS THAT WERE FIGHTS.”

Randy brings the visual evidence to a shirt made for the person who generally minds their own business—right up until somebody makes that impossible.

With one spectacularly unimpressed rooster, rustic farm details, and the Pasture Problems Co.™ Randy character sign, this design is for anyone who prefers peace but remains fully qualified for other arrangements.

Wear it to the feed store, the farm, the backyard chicken coop, family gatherings, or anywhere else people have been known to test boundaries they should have left alone.

THE SHIRT

Printed on the Gildan 64000 Softstyle® T-Shirt — a lightweight, soft-feel everyday tee designed for comfortable regular wear.

FIT NOTE

Unisex classic fit with a crew neckline. An easy everyday silhouette that works well worn normally or sized up for a more relaxed fit.

Available Colors:

Heather Military Green — Hero Color

Black

Heather Indigo

Sport Grey

Sizes:

XS–5XL

CARE

Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly over the printed design. Do not dry clean.

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PLEASE NOTE

Colors may vary slightly between your screen and the finished garment due to differences in monitor settings, fabric color, and the printing process. Because each shirt is made to order, slight variations in print placement may occur.

Pasture Problems Co.™

WE ALL HAVE PROBLEMS.

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