|
XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width, in |
16.00 |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
7.99 |
8.23 |
8.50 |
8.74 |
9.02 |
9.25 |
9.49 |
9.72 |
9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
I don’t start shit. I just believe in closure.
Because sometimes leaving things unresolved simply isn’t an option. This one is for those of us who may not technically start the problem—but will absolutely stick around long enough to make sure it reaches a satisfying conclusion.
“I DON’T START SHIT. I just believe in closure.”
Featuring Blanche bringing her signature judgmental energy to the late-night pasture, this design is for anyone who believes there’s a big difference between causing drama and finishing what somebody else started.
Part of Pasture After Dark™ by Pasture Problems Co.™, where questionable decisions and excellent comebacks are always welcome.
THE SHIRT
• Gildan 64000 Softstyle® unisex T-shirt
• Soft, lightweight ring-spun cotton feel
• Classic unisex fit
• Crew neckline
• Tear-away label
• Designed for comfortable everyday wear
• Professionally printed to order
• Available in sizes XS–5XL where available
Available Colors:
Black • Purple • Dark Heather
FREE SHIPPING
FREE standard U.S. shipping included.
FIT NOTE
Unisex sizing. For a more fitted look, consider sizing down; for a relaxed or oversized fit, consider sizing up.
CARE
Wash inside out with cold water and like colors. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron directly over the printed design.
PLEASE NOTE
Colors may vary slightly depending on your screen and the garment color selected. Each shirt is printed to order.
Pasture After Dark™ is the adults-only side of Pasture Problems Co.™ — because we all have problems. Some of ours just come out after dark.
