I Have a Llama Of Course I’m Being Judged Shirt | Blanche | Pasture Problems Co.™
I Have a Llama Of Course I’m Being Judged Shirt | Blanche | Pasture Problems Co.™
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| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Having a llama means accepting a few things.
The judgment.
The scrutiny.
The unmistakable feeling that every decision you make is being quietly evaluated.
And with Blanche? Apparently, constantly.
Featuring Blanche the Llama standing perfectly composed in her pasture while delivering the kind of look that makes you reconsider your recent choices. Her performance review isn't particularly encouraging, either:
Needs Improvement.
She has standards. You have a llama. This is your life now.
THE SHIRT
• Gildan 64000 Softstyle® unisex T-shirt
• Soft, lightweight ring-spun cotton construction
• Classic unisex fit
• Available in multiple sizes
• Printed to order
• Free shipping
THE DESIGN
Original Pasture Problems Co.™ artwork featuring Blanche the Llama and the phrase:
“I HAVE A LLAMA. OF COURSE I’M BEING JUDGED.
Apparently, constantly.”
Complete with Blanche’s signature Pasture Problems Co.™ farm sign and a performance review that simply reads:
“Needs Improvement.”
FIT NOTE
This is a unisex tee. For the best fit, compare the size chart with a shirt you already own and love.
CARE
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly over the printed design.
PASTURE PROBLEMS CO.™
We all have problems.
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