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I Have a Plan | Funny Donkey Shirt | Pasture Problems Co.™

I Have a Plan | Funny Donkey Shirt | Pasture Problems Co.™

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I HAVE A PLAN.

The fact that nobody approved it feels irrelevant.

Some people wait for permission. Some people make a detailed plan, consider the consequences, and proceed responsibly.

And then there’s the rest of us.

Cletus has a plan, a wheelbarrow full of questionable decisions, and absolutely no interest in whether anyone signed off on any of it. This funny donkey tee is for the independent thinkers, accidental troublemakers, farm-animal lovers, and anyone who has ever confidently announced, “I have an idea,” while everyone else immediately became concerned.

Part of the Pasture Problems Co.™ Clean Collection, this design brings Cletus and his particular brand of unsupervised optimism to a vintage-inspired farm graphic that’s funny without crossing into Pasture After Dark territory.

THE SHIRT

Printed on the Gildan 64000 Softstyle® Unisex T-Shirt, a lightweight, soft everyday tee with a classic fit that works for just about everybody.

  • Soft, ring-spun cotton feel
  • Lightweight and comfortable for everyday wear
  • Classic unisex fit
  • Crew neckline
  • Short sleeves
  • Available in sizes XS–5XL, when available
  • Design professionally printed to order
  • Shirt colors: Black, Dark Heather, Stone Blue, Paragon, and Heather Maroon
  • Stone Blue shown as the featured color

FIT NOTE

This is a unisex fit. Order your usual size for a classic relaxed fit. Size up if you prefer a roomier or oversized look.

Please refer to the size chart before ordering for the best fit.

CARE

To help keep your shirt looking its best:

  • Machine wash cold, inside out
  • Wash with similar colors
  • Tumble dry low
  • Do not bleach
  • Do not dry clean
  • Do not iron directly over the printed design

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Because Cletus has already made enough questionable decisions. Paying extra just to get him to your door doesn’t need to be one of them.

PLEASE NOTE

Each shirt is made to order, so slight variations in print placement, color, and appearance may occur. Shirt colors may also appear slightly different depending on your screen settings and the garment color selected.

Mockups are provided to show the design and approximate placement. Please review the size chart, color selection, and product details before ordering.

Pasture Problems Co.™

We All Have Problems.

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