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I Like Things That Go Bump in the Night – Funny Goat Halloween Shirt | Pasture After Dark ™
I Like Things That Go Bump in the Night – Funny Goat Halloween Shirt | Pasture After Dark ™
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| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
I LIKE THINGS THAT GO BUMP IN THE NIGHT.
And again in the morning.
Some people are afraid of what goes bump in the night. Some of us are hoping it comes back for another round.
This funny goat Halloween tee is for anyone whose idea of a good Halloween night involves a little less trick-or-treating and a whole lot more bumping. Spooky season only comes once a year. There’s no reason you have to.
Part of the Pasture After Dark by Pasture Problems Co.™ collection, this vintage-inspired Halloween farm design combines Gary, jack-o’-lanterns, moonlight, and the kind of adult humor that gets considerably less innocent after dark.
THE SHIRT
Printed on the Gildan 64000 Softstyle® Unisex T-Shirt, a lightweight, soft everyday tee with a classic fit that works for just about everybody.
- Soft, ring-spun cotton feel
- Lightweight and comfortable for everyday wear
- Classic unisex fit
- Crew neckline
- Short sleeves
- Available in sizes XS–5XL, when available
- Design professionally printed to order
- Shirt colors: Black and Purple
- Purple shown as the featured color
FIT
This is a unisex fit. Order your usual size for a classic relaxed fit. Size up if you prefer a roomier or oversized look.
Please refer to the size chart before ordering for the best fit.
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
- Machine wash cold, inside out
- Wash with similar colors
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not dry clean
- Do not iron directly over the printed design
FREE SHIPPING
FREE standard shipping within the United States.
Go ahead and make things go bump all night. The shipping charge still won’t show up in the morning
PLEASE NOTE
Each shirt is made to order, so slight variations in print placement, color, and appearance may occur. Shirt colors may also appear slightly different depending on your screen settings and the garment color selected.
Mockups are provided to show the design and approximate placement. Please review the size chart, color selection, and product details before ordering.
Pasture After Dark by Pasture Problems Co.™
Same Pasture. Worse Decisions.
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