|
XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width, in |
16.00 |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
7.99 |
8.23 |
8.50 |
8.74 |
9.02 |
9.25 |
9.49 |
9.72 |
9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
Description:
I’m a terrible fucking idea. But let’s be honest—you’re gonna do it anyway.
For the person who knows they’re probably not the responsible choice and has absolutely no intention of pretending otherwise. This adult-humor donkey tee is equal parts warning, invitation, and questionable judgment—because sometimes being a bad idea is half the appeal.
Featuring Cletus the donkey in his signature backward cap with the unmistakable Pasture After Dark neon sign, this design is made for anyone who likes their humor dirty, unapologetic, and just inappropriate enough to make strangers look twice.
THE SHIRT
Printed on the Gildan 64000 Softstyle® unisex tee, made with soft ring-spun cotton for a comfortable, lightweight everyday feel. The classic unisex cut makes it an easy fit for both men and women.
Available Colors:
Military Green • Black • Dark Heather
Black is shown as the featured color. Colors may vary slightly depending on your screen and garment.
FIT NOTE
Unisex fit. Order your usual size for a classic fit, or size up if you prefer a roomier, more relaxed look. Please refer to the size chart for garment measurements before ordering.
CARE
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang dry when possible. Do not iron directly over the printed design. Do not dry clean.
PLEASE NOTE
Each shirt is made to order especially for you. Slight variations in color and print appearance can occur between garment colors and individual screens.
FREE SHIPPING
FREE standard U.S. shipping is included.
Pasture After Dark™ by Pasture Problems Co.™
Same pasture. Worse decisions.
