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I’m Great With My Tongue | Funny Adult Donkey Shirt | Pasture After Dark™

I’m Great With My Tongue | Funny Adult Donkey Shirt | Pasture After Dark™

Regular price $25.99 USD
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Sleeve length, in 7.99 8.23 8.50 8.74 9.02 9.25 9.49 9.72 9.96
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

I’m great with my tongue. I’ve had no complaints.

For anyone whose sense of humor lives comfortably in the gutter and has no intention of climbing out. This adult-humor donkey tee delivers exactly the kind of double meaning Pasture After Dark™ was made for—bold, inappropriate, and completely unapologetic.

Featuring Cletus the donkey demonstrating his alleged talents at the bar alongside the signature Pasture After Dark neon sign. Wear it to the bar, a party, a bonfire, or anywhere else you’d like to make strangers question whether they read your shirt correctly the first time.

THE SHIRT

Printed on the Gildan 64000 Softstyle® unisex tee, made with soft ring-spun cotton for a comfortable, lightweight everyday feel. The classic unisex cut makes it an easy fit for both men and women.

Available Colors:

Black, Military Green, Dark Heather

Colors may vary slightly depending on your screen and garment.

FIT NOTE

Unisex fit. Order your usual size for a classic fit, or size up if you prefer a roomier, more relaxed look. Please refer to the size chart for garment measurements before ordering.

CARE

Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang dry when possible. Do not iron directly over the printed design. Do not dry clean.

PLEASE NOTE

Each shirt is made to order especially for you. Slight variations in color and print appearance can occur between individual screens and finished garments.

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Pasture After Dark™ by Pasture Problems Co.™

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