|
XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width, in |
16.00 |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
7.99 |
8.23 |
8.50 |
8.74 |
9.02 |
9.25 |
9.49 |
9.72 |
9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
Blanche isn’t playing hard to get. She has standards.
I’M NOT HARD TO GET.
You’re just not meeting the minimum requirements.
And in case there was any confusion, the application status has already been updated: Denied.
Featuring Blanche behind the bar with a cocktail, her signature judgmental expression, and absolutely no intention of lowering the bar for anybody.
THE SHIRT
• Gildan 64000 Softstyle® unisex T-shirt
• Soft, lightweight ring-spun cotton construction
• Classic unisex fit
• Available in multiple sizes
• Printed to order
• Free shipping
THE DESIGN
Original Pasture Problems Co.™ artwork featuring Blanche the Llama from the Pasture After Dark collection. Contains adult humor.
Available in Purple, Black, and Dark Heather.
FIT NOTE
This is a unisex tee. For the best fit, compare the size chart with a shirt you already own and love.
CARE
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly over the printed design.
PASTURE AFTER DARK
Same pasture. Worse decisions.
