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I’ve Got a Few Tricks I Don’t Do in Daylight – Gloria Halloween Horse T-Shirt | Pasture After Dark™

I’ve Got a Few Tricks I Don’t Do in Daylight – Gloria Halloween Horse T-Shirt | Pasture After Dark™

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Description:

I’VE GOT A FEW TRICKS I DON’T DO IN DAYLIGHT.

Some talents are better suited to after-hours.

I’m perfectly capable of behaving appropriately when the sun is up. What happens once it gets dark is a separate matter entirely—and not everything in my repertoire needs to make an appearance before sunset.

This Gloria Halloween design is for anyone who knows there’s a time and place for everything. Some tricks are simply more appropriate when the lights are low and nobody’s asking too many questions.

THE SHIRT

• Gildan 64000 Softstyle® Unisex T-Shirt

• Soft ring-spun cotton feel

• Lightweight and comfortable for everyday wear

• Classic unisex fit

• Crew neckline

• Short sleeves

• Sizes XS–5XL, when available

• Professionally printed to order

AVAILABLE COLORS

• Black

• Purple

FIT

This is a unisex fit. Order your usual size for a comfortable, relaxed everyday fit. Size up if you prefer a roomier or oversized look.

Please refer to the size chart before ordering for the best fit.

CARE INSTRUCTIONS

• Machine wash cold, inside out

• Wash with similar colors

• Tumble dry low or hang dry

• Do not bleach

• Do not dry clean

• Do not iron directly over the printed design

FREE SHIPPING

FREE standard shipping within the United States.

Because the tricks may wait until dark, but your shirt shouldn’t.

PLEASE NOTE

Each shirt is made to order, so slight variations in print placement, color, and appearance may occur.

Shirt colors may vary slightly depending on your screen or device.

Mockups are intended to show approximate design size and placement. Please review the size chart and product details before ordering.

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