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XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width, in |
16.00 |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
7.99 |
8.23 |
8.50 |
8.74 |
9.02 |
9.25 |
9.49 |
9.72 |
9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
Description:
I’ve heard you’re a vet.
Got room for one more cock?
Some Halloween pickup lines require a costume. Others require a rooster, questionable judgment, and a complete willingness to see where the conversation goes.
“I’VE HEARD YOU’RE A VET. GOT ROOM FOR ONE MORE COCK?”
Featuring Randy alongside the glowing Pasture After Dark™ sign, a jack-o’-lantern, and just enough Halloween atmosphere to make the proposition seem almost seasonally appropriate, this design is for chicken people, veterinary folks, farm people, and anyone who appreciates an innocent livestock term being used with absolutely no innocent intentions whatsoever.
Halloween may only come once a year. Bad decisions are much more flexible.
THE SHIRT
Gildan 64000 Softstyle® Unisex T-Shirt
• Soft ring-spun cotton feel
• Lightweight and comfortable for everyday wear
• Classic unisex fit
• Crew neckline
• Short sleeves
• Sizes XS–5XL, when available
• Professionally printed to order
Available Color:
Black — Hero Color
FIT
This is a unisex fit. Order your usual size for a comfortable, relaxed everyday fit. Size up if you prefer a roomier or oversized look.
Please refer to the size chart before ordering for the best fit.
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
• Machine wash cold, inside out
• Wash with similar colors
• Tumble dry low or hang dry
• Do not bleach
• Do not dry clean
• Do not iron directly over the printed design
FREE SHIPPING
FREE standard shipping within the United States.
We can't promise the vet makes house calls. We can cover the shipping.
PLEASE NOTE
Each shirt is made to order, so slight variations in print placement, color, or appearance may occur. Shirt colors may also vary slightly depending on your screen.
Mockups are intended to show approximate design size and placement. Please review the size chart and product details before ordering.
This design contains adult humor and sexual innuendo and is intended for adults.
Pasture After Dark™ by Pasture Problems Co.™
