|
XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width, in |
16.00 |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
7.99 |
8.23 |
8.50 |
8.74 |
9.02 |
9.25 |
9.49 |
9.72 |
9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
Description:
I’ve made worse decisions. Wanna be one?
For the person who knows questionable judgment makes the best stories. This adult-humor donkey tee delivers exactly the right mix of flirtation, bad decisions, and zero regrets—because sometimes the warning label is also the invitation.
Featuring Cletus the donkey in his signature backward cap at a rustic late-night bar, this design pairs farm humor with the unapologetically inappropriate attitude of Pasture After Dark. Perfect for anyone who likes their humor a little dirty, their intentions a little questionable, and their shirts capable of starting conversations.
THE SHIRT
Printed on the Gildan 64000 Softstyle® unisex tee, made with soft ring-spun cotton for a comfortable, lightweight everyday feel. The classic unisex cut makes it an easy fit for both men and women.
Available Colors:
Military Green • Black • Dark Heather
Military Green is shown as the featured color. Colors may vary slightly depending on your screen and garment.
FIT NOTE
Unisex fit. Order your usual size for a classic fit, or size up if you prefer a roomier, more relaxed look. Please refer to the size chart for garment measurements before ordering.
CARE
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang dry when possible. Do not iron directly over the printed design. Do not dry clean.
PLEASE NOTE
Each shirt is made to order especially for you. Slight variations in color and print appearance can occur between garment colors and individual screens.
FREE SHIPPING
FREE standard U.S. shipping is included.
Pasture After Dark™ by Pasture Problems Co.™
Same pasture. Worse decisions.
