My Llama Doesn’t Have an Attitude T-Shirt | Funny Llama Shirt | Pasture Problems Co.™
My Llama Doesn’t Have an Attitude T-Shirt | Funny Llama Shirt | Pasture Problems Co.™
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| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
My llama doesn’t have an attitude. She has standards. I have shortcomings.
Meet Blanche — Pasture Problems Co.’s resident expert in quality control, judgment, and maintaining expectations the rest of us have absolutely no intention of meeting. With her unmistakable expression, signature purple accessories, and a quality-control sign reminding everyone that the standards remain high, Blanche brings exactly the right amount of farmyard superiority.
Perfect for llama lovers, farm animal people, homesteaders, or anyone who has ever been personally judged by an animal they feed.
THE SHIRT
• Gildan 64000 Softstyle® unisex T-shirt
• Soft, lightweight ring-spun cotton construction
• Classic unisex fit
• Available in multiple sizes
• Printed to order
• Free shipping
THE DESIGN
Original Pasture Problems Co.™ artwork featuring Blanche the Llama and the line:
“My llama doesn’t have an attitude. She has standards. I have shortcomings.”
Because apparently the livestock are in charge of quality control now.
FIT NOTE
This is a unisex tee. For the best fit, compare the size chart with a shirt you already own and love.
CARE
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly over the printed design.
PASTURE PROBLEMS CO.™
We all have problems.
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