Owner & CEO of Everything — Funny Chicken Keeper T-Shirt | Vivian | Pasture Problems Co.™
Owner & CEO of Everything — Funny Chicken Keeper T-Shirt | Vivian | Pasture Problems Co.™
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| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Description:
Owner & CEO of everything.
If you see her doing nothing, she’s probably supervising.
Every flock has one. She knows what everyone is doing, where everyone is going, and exactly how they should have done it differently.
“OWNER & CEO OF EVERYTHING. IF YOU SEE HER DOING NOTHING, SHE’S PROBABLY SUPERVISING.”
Featuring Vivian looking appropriately managerial alongside her Pasture Problems Co.™ character sign, this design is for chicken keepers, backyard flock owners, homesteaders, farm families, and anyone who lives with a hen who appointed herself to upper management without consulting anyone first.
Around here, I may technically own the place. She just handles operations.
THE SHIRT
Gildan 64000 Softstyle® Unisex T-Shirt
• Soft ring-spun cotton feel
• Lightweight and comfortable for everyday wear
• Classic unisex fit
• Crew neckline
• Short sleeves
• Sizes XS–5XL, when available
• Professionally printed to order
Available Colors:
Sage — Hero Color
Light Blue
Natural
Black
FIT
This is a unisex fit. Order your usual size for a comfortable, relaxed everyday fit. Size up if you prefer a roomier or oversized look.
Please refer to the size chart before ordering for the best fit.
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
• Machine wash cold, inside out
• Wash with similar colors
• Tumble dry low or hang dry
• Do not bleach
• Do not dry clean
• Do not iron directly over the printed design
FREE SHIPPING
FREE standard shipping within the United States.
Management approved the expense.
PLEASE NOTE
Each shirt is made to order, so slight variations in print placement, color, or appearance may occur. Shirt colors may also vary slightly depending on your screen.
Mockups are intended to show approximate design size and placement. Please review the size chart and product details before ordering.
Pasture Problems Co.™
WE ALL HAVE PROBLEMS.
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