She Has 12 Acres — Funny Cow T-Shirt | Mabel | Pasture Problems Co.™
She Has 12 Acres — Funny Cow T-Shirt | Mabel | Pasture Problems Co.™
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| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
SHE HAS 12 ACRES.
She needs the three feet you’re standing in.
I could give her an entire pasture, and somehow the only place she actually needs to be is exactly where I’m standing.
Personal space? Apparently that's something I’m entitled to only when she doesn’t currently need that particular patch of dirt.
This funny cow tee is for anyone who owns a cow, loves a cow, or has ever looked across acres of perfectly usable pasture while wondering why the large animal following them around absolutely must occupy their personal space.
Part of the Pasture Problems Co.™ Clean Collection, this vintage-inspired farm design pairs Mabel with the particular combination of entitlement and selective spatial awareness cow people know all too well.
THE SHIRT
Printed on the Gildan 64000 Softstyle® Unisex T-Shirt, a lightweight, soft everyday tee with a classic fit that works for just about everybody.
- Soft, ring-spun cotton feel
- Lightweight and comfortable for everyday wear
- Classic unisex fit
- Crew neckline
- Short sleeves
- Available in sizes XS–5XL, when available
- Design professionally printed to order
- Shirt colors: Heather Indigo, Black, Light Blue, and Light Pink
- Heather Indigo shown as the featured color
FIT
This is a unisex fit. Order your usual size for a classic relaxed fit. Size up if you prefer a roomier or oversized look.
Please refer to the size chart before ordering for the best fit.
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
- Machine wash cold, inside out
- Wash with similar colors
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not dry clean
- Do not iron directly over the printed design
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Mabel may have no respect for personal space. At least she respects your shipping budget.
PLEASE NOTE
Each shirt is made to order, so slight variations in print placement, color, and appearance may occur. Shirt colors may also appear slightly different depending on your screen settings and the garment color selected.
Mockups are provided to show the design and approximate placement. Please review the size chart, color selection, and product details before ordering.
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