|
XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width, in |
16.00 |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
7.99 |
8.23 |
8.50 |
8.74 |
9.02 |
9.25 |
9.49 |
9.72 |
9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
Description:
STUD QUALITY. FIELD TESTED.
I’m not saying I’m premium grade.
I’m saying the testing has been thorough, the results have been consistent, and there have been remarkably few complaints.
This one is for anyone with enough confidence to consider themselves proven merchandise—and enough poor judgment to put it on a shirt.
Part of Pasture After Dark™ by Pasture Problems Co.™, where Waylon’s usual refusal to participate apparently does not extend to quality-control testing.
THE SHIRT
• Gildan 64000 Softstyle® Unisex T-Shirt
• Soft ring-spun cotton feel
• Lightweight and comfortable for everyday wear
• Classic unisex fit
• Crew neckline
• Short sleeves
• Sizes XS–5XL, when available
• Professionally printed to order
AVAILABLE COLORS
• Black — Hero Color
• Dark Heather
• Navy
FIT
This is a unisex fit. Order your usual size for a comfortable, relaxed everyday fit. Size up if you prefer a roomier or oversized look.
Please refer to the size chart before ordering for the best fit.
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
• Machine wash cold, inside out
• Wash with similar colors
• Tumble dry low or hang dry
• Do not bleach
• Do not dry clean
• Do not iron directly over the printed design
FREE SHIPPING
FREE standard shipping within the United States.
Premium performance. Questionable testing procedures.
PLEASE NOTE
This design contains adult humor and sexual innuendo and is intended for grown-ups with appropriately inappropriate senses of humor.
Each shirt is made to order, so slight variations in print placement, color, and appearance may occur.
Shirt colors may vary slightly depending on your screen or device.
Mockups are intended to show approximate design size and placement. Please review the size chart and product details before ordering.
Pasture After Dark™ by Pasture Problems Co.™
Where the nights are longer and the standards are lower.
Pasture Problems Co.™ — We All Have Problems.
