Pasture After Dark™
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The Mask Stays On | Funny Adult Halloween Pig T-Shirt | Pasture After Dark
The Mask Stays On | Funny Adult Halloween Pig T-Shirt | Pasture After Dark
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| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
The mask stays on. Don’t make it weird.
Pearl has rules. Not many, admittedly—but this one is non-negotiable.
Featuring Pearl the Pig enjoying a questionable Halloween night out with an even more questionable companion, this original Pasture After Dark design combines spooky-season chaos, adult humor, and Pearl’s unwavering commitment to making bad decisions look fabulous.
And because apparently boundaries need to be posted: House Rule — Pull My Tail.
THE SHIRT
• Gildan 64000 Softstyle® unisex T-shirt
• Soft, lightweight ring-spun cotton construction
• Classic unisex fit
• Available in multiple sizes
• Printed to order
• Free shipping
THE DESIGN
Original Pasture Problems Co.™ Halloween artwork featuring Pearl the Pig from the Pasture After Dark collection. Contains adult humor.
FIT NOTE
This is a unisex tee. For the best fit, compare the size chart with a shirt you already own and love.
CARE
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly over the printed design.
PASTURE AFTER DARK
Same pasture. Worse decisions.
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