|
XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width, in |
16.00 |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
7.99 |
8.23 |
8.50 |
8.74 |
9.02 |
9.25 |
9.49 |
9.72 |
9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
Description:
They say you shouldn’t chase ass. Lucky for you, I don’t run.
For anyone who appreciates a filthy double meaning, questionable flirting, and absolutely no shame about either one. This adult-humor donkey tee lets everyone know the wearer isn’t interested in playing hard to get—or pretending to make responsible decisions.
Featuring Cletus the donkey in his signature backward cap with the Pasture After Dark neon sign, this design brings farm humor straight into after-hours territory.
THE SHIRT
Printed on the Gildan 64000 Softstyle® unisex tee, made with soft ring-spun cotton for a comfortable, lightweight everyday feel. The classic unisex cut makes it an easy fit for both men and women.
Available Colors:
Dark Heather • Black • Military Green
Dark Heather is shown as the featured color. Colors may vary slightly depending on your screen and garment.
FIT NOTE
Unisex fit. Order your usual size for a classic fit, or size up if you prefer a roomier, more relaxed look. Please refer to the size chart for garment measurements before ordering.
CARE
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang dry when possible. Do not iron directly over the printed design. Do not dry clean.
PLEASE NOTE
Each shirt is made to order especially for you. Slight variations in color and print appearance can occur between garment colors and individual screens.
FREE SHIPPING
FREE standard U.S. shipping is included.
Pasture After Dark™ by Pasture Problems Co.™
Same pasture. Worse decisions.
