Yes, That’s a Brand-New Fence — Funny Cow T-Shirt | Mabel | Pasture Problems Co.™
Yes, That’s a Brand-New Fence — Funny Cow T-Shirt | Mabel | Pasture Problems Co.™
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| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
YES, THAT’S A BRAND-NEW FENCE.
She noticed.
Nothing says responsible livestock ownership quite like spending $4,700 on a brand-new fence just to watch my cow immediately decide it’s her new scratching post.
I bought it to contain her. She apparently thought I bought it for exfoliation.
This funny cow tee is for anyone who has ever spent entirely too much money improving a pasture only to discover that the livestock consider every new purchase an exciting new opportunity for property damage.
Part of the Pasture Problems Co.™ Clean Collection, this vintage-inspired farm design features Mabel doing what cows do best: finding the most expensive object available and putting it to work for a purpose nobody intended.
THE SHIRT
Printed on the Gildan 64000 Softstyle® Unisex T-Shirt, a lightweight, soft everyday tee with a classic fit that works for just about everybody.
- Soft, ring-spun cotton feel
- Lightweight and comfortable for everyday wear
- Classic unisex fit
- Crew neckline
- Short sleeves
- Available in sizes XS–5XL, when available
- Design professionally printed to order
- Shirt colors: Heather Indigo, Black, Light Blue, and Light Pink
- Light Blue shown as the featured color
FIT
This is a unisex fit. Order your usual size for a classic relaxed fit. Size up if you prefer a roomier or oversized look.
Please refer to the size chart before ordering for the best fit.
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
- Machine wash cold, inside out
- Wash with similar colors
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not dry clean
- Do not iron directly over the printed design
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FREE standard shipping within the United States.
Because after buying the fence, You’ve already spent enough.
PLEASE NOTE
Each shirt is made to order, so slight variations in print placement, color, and appearance may occur. Shirt colors may also appear slightly different depending on your screen settings and the garment color selected.
Mockups are provided to show the design and approximate placement. Please review the size chart, color selection, and product details before ordering.
Pasture Problems Co.™
We All Have Problems.
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